May 2012
No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single?
is there no one who can handle all of this?
My friend Laura doesn't believe in the power of...
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're... →
10knotes:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
my child: dad, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
boywithbutt:
crystalmath2:
Carly Rae Jepson -...
Watchpeachouille:
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
>Other Scenes<
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most...
I have 2 modes on tumblr.
sodamnrelatable:
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash. Or reblogging everything in sight.
via sodamnrelatable
When someone vents to you,
lalalalalacaitlinmay:
and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
odair:
it’s all fun and games until you’re standing on top of the cornucopia holding a tribute hostage, bleeding out of your mouth while his girlfriend is pointing an arrow at your head and 21 angry former tributes turned mutts are waiting at the bottom to eat you
